i’ve come to an ambien supported conclusion that this is jake and I.
why haven’t i seen this sooner? i could detail the whats and whys of it but i’m already ambien-ed out.
someone give me a job, where are the jobs? i can’t find them…oh right it’s right here under my college degre—-oh yeah I don’t have a college degree. THAT’s why I can’t find a job.
babysitting bright and early. fml
craigslist has plenty of cars for sale by owner, which is great.
except I’ve learned keywords to avoid within the titles of posts, such as “runs good” (poor grammar is usually a bad sign, you open it up and it’s a 95 saturn with 180k on it, but hey, it RUNS GOOD) and the worst is “old school”. that just means it was made before I was born and is probably rusted out and/or been at least 2 accidents. And a
OR it could be “somewhat cool” ie, THIS. The funniest post I’ve seen so far, with the least reasonable price. Well. Aside from the 89 BMW with body issues and 297k on it. that was greaaat.
via www.rusticgirls.comI fucking wish it was still this way.
Kristen Schaal (Angry Erotic Sheep in the Woods) (via PointlessJunk)